Let the CULT OF PERSONALITY begin!
WordPress, here, has a funny way of calling the image used to indicate a blog’s author a “GRAVATAR.” I’m not entirely sure why that is exactly (UPDATE: I looked it up!), but I like to think it has something to do with avoiding confusion with James Cameron’s CGI shit-storm of Smurfs, AVATAR.
In any case, in thinking about a powerful image to convey my stateliness, I stumbled upon a little gem my older brother left behind for me. You see, my brother has a funny view on how I see the world, that, ultimately, comprises who I am pretty succinctly!
I could think of no better image:
So, I decided to re-draw what my brother did and give it my own spin:
Look to the right of the page, and you’ll see my sweet face tenderly watching over you like any proud poppa would.
Remember: My ruling style is as simple as soothing bactine — GENTLE BUT EFFECTIVE!